Al-Qaeda upset by women buying cucumbers.

Al-Qaeda apparently doesn't want women buying cucumbers because they look like part of the male anatomy. According to Al-Qaeda in Iraq tomatoes are female fruit and cucumbers are male fruit. That's not the only obsurd thing in this story. Take a look
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iraq/2538545/Al-Qaeda-in-Iraq-alienated-by-cucumber-laws-and-brutality.html